Saturday, August 3, 2013

Funny Patterns

Hey Everyone! While surfing etsy, as I often do, I came across some pretty hilarious patterns. I thought I'd share some with you.
Vintage Sewing Pattern 1980s Maternity Jumper McCalls 4534 Size B 8-10-12

This is a 1980s maternity jumpsuit, that alone is enough to look ridiculous. But the fact that they chose to pair this with shirts that have billowy sleeves is funny because just when you think it can't get any worse, they throw in more volume. Quite unflattering. Here is another 80s summer maternity jumpsuit.

overalls - jumper - t shirt - sewing pattern - McCall's 9414 - maternity - size8
I love the girl with the shorts style jumpsuit, so unflattering....
Here you have a snazzy men's jumpsuit pattern from the 1970s-1980s.
Simplicity 5178 Misses' and Men's Pullover Nightshirt in two Lengths 1980s Vintage Sewing Pattern UNCUT ALL SIZES
Here is a couples nightshirt. Looks very Bill Cosby.
1980s McCalls 8731STAR WARS EWOK Costume Childs Size Small 6 8 Chest 25 27
1980s Ewok costume...Nuff said.
1950s Maternity Pencil skirt  Simplicity 4004, Waist 28
I'm gonna go ahead and add one of our own to the list.... because it looks ridiculous.
Simplicity 8891 1980s Boys Girls California Raisin and Couch Potato Costume Pattern  Childs Vintage 80s Sewing Pattern  Sizes 2 - 12 Uncut

California rasien and "couch potato" costume, cause we all need this.
McCalls 8311 -Vintage 1980s E. T. Childs Costume Pattern
And Last, a 1980s E.T. costume because your children aren't having enough trouble sleeping already. If you guys have found any weird or funny patterns please write about it in the comments below and I will add it to my next Funny Patterns post.

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